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AN INTERVIEW WITH PLAYBOI REVEALS A LIL TOO MUCH


John Mayer just got more candid than ever, opening up about Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and his "white supremacist" private parts. Yes, white supremacist.

In an interview with Playboy, Mayer explained that he was practically addicted to ex-girlfriend Simpson. "That girl, for me, is a drug," he said. "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually, it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

Mayer was a little tamer in their discussion on his other highly publicized relationship with Jennifer Aniston, and cited something unusual as a reason for their breakup. "One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting," he said.

"The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter," he continued. "I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.'"

But even after their breakup, it's clear that Mayer still cares for Aniston. "We just have a regard for each other's feelings that is pretty intense," he said. "It's been a deep relationship, and it's no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?"

And although Mayer is known as a ladies man, he admits that when it comes to black women, he hasn't been so lucky. "I don't think I open myself to it. My d--k is sort of like a white supremacist... I'm going to start dating separately from my d--k."


NOW COME ON JOHN IM PRETTY SURE THAT COMPARING YOUR DICK TO A WHITE SUPREMACIST IS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE YOU OBVIOUSLY BAD LUCK IF ANY WITH BLACK WOMEN . THE DUCH THAT ASK YOU THIS QUESTION SHOULD HAVE RECONSIDERED AND YOU HAVE SOME SEROUS DAMAGE CONTROL TO CONJURE UP FOR THAT JACK ASS RESPONSE. not clever john not clever. and too make matter worst THIS DUCHE BAG KEP GOING ... READ THIS

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are "Your Body Is a Wonderland" and "Daughters." If you think those songs are pandering, then you'll think I'm a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very...I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That's why black people love me.
PLAYBOY: Because you're very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, "What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?" And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n-gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, "I can't really have a hood pass. I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'"
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It's making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that's seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you'll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude's.
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.
PLAYBOY: Let's put some names out there. Let's get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's superhot, and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, "Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever." And you'd be like, "What? We weren't talking about that." That's what "Heartbreak Warfare" is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic

ONCE AGAIN I WILL STTE THE PERSON CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW IS A DUMB ASS AND JOHN MAYER JUST TOOK IT A LIL TOO FAR . HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK UNDER ANY CERCUMSTANCES THAT THESE COMMENTS YOU WERE MAKING WERE OKAY TO PLASTER IN A MAGAZINE . IM SORRY BUTT THIS SOUND LIKE A CONVO YOU HAVE WITH A COUPLE OF "YOUR FRIENDS" OVER A COUPLE OF BEERS . i m not SAYIN I HATE THE GUY BUT AFTER THIS INTERVIEW IT IS KINDA MAKEIN ME THINK TWICE ABOUT THIS MAN LOL . JUST WHEN IS IT A GOOD TIME TO SHUT THE HELL UP AND ASK FOR THE NEXT QUESTION????

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