10.DANCE WIT ME
9. DO THESE SHORTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
8. SELF EXPLANATORY.....
7. YOU GOT A NICE SKIN TONE
6. I WAS JUST THINKIN BOUT YOU (LATE NIGHT CALLS)
5. WILL U HOLD MY HAND ??
4.LET ME MASSAGE THAT!
3.I COULD SURE GO FOR A BUBBLE BATH!
2.YOU GOT SOMETHIN ON YOUR FACE LET E GET THAT FOR YOU
1. CAN I SEE IT ???
GUYS ALTHOUGH SOME OF THESE ARE SELF EXPLANATORY , WHAT ARE SOMETHINGS THAT ANOTHER MAN JUST SHOULDNT DO TO ANOTHER MAN??
About Me
- MIA J
- Gummy Bears are my kriptonite and Music is my drug! love to love and be love. Im Full of complex simplicity HONEST TO BLAHH!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
PAINFULLY FUNNY (LITERALLY
I WONDER IF THIS IS TRU. IDK IF I WERE A GUY THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS JOKE THAT WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH ESPECIALLY IF I WAS THE ONE GETTIN NUT CHEACKED . LLS
HAV U EVER BEEN THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THE ROOM
HAVE U EVER LOOKED AROUND AND REALIZED YOU WERE THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THE ROOM ,office or class room??
AND JUST WHAT IS BEING BLACK ?
THIS IS REALLY A BIG PROBLEM IN THE AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY . ITS A SHAME THAT MILLIONS OF BLACK AMERICAN HAVE CONFORMED TO THE STEREOTYPICAL CHARACTERS THAT HAVE SADLEY REPRESENTED AFRICAN AMERICANS FOR YEARS. JUST WHAT IS BEING BLACK , AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED IT NOT GRABIN YA CROTCH SUCKIN YA TEETH AND POPPIN YA PUSSY SELLIN DRUGS ON THE CORNER . NO BEING BLACK IS BEING YOURSELF TRYING TO MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR COMMUNITY IN CONSTRUCTIVE WAYS . NOT ALLOWING YOURSELF TO FALL VICTIM TO SOCIETIES DEFINITION OF A DUMB ,GHETTO IGNORANT BLACK PERSON . AS BLACK PEOPLE WE ARE SOME BODY AND WE DONT HAVE TO EXCEPT AND BE WHAT SOCIETY TELLS US TO BE WE HAVE A CHOICE AND RESOURCES SO WHY NOT USE THEM??THINK ABOUT IT
RACE JOKE ... HOW FAR IS TOO FAR
SO i asked myself how far is too far when it comes to race jokes . is it really okay?? is there really an acception for race jokes when you are in fact the race that is the but of the joke ?? is it okay to tell jokes about another persons race wheather there present or not ?? I really Dnt kno . if i have Black jokes to tell i usually am telling them from the comfort of my own home amongst family and friends. But what do you say about those who just go too far with the race jokes even to the extent of actually seriously offending another race . MAYBE ITS JUST BEST NOT TO TELL THEM AT ALL ?? TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK?
REALL JOHN REALL PT 2
LOL
WOULDNT IT HAVE JUST BEEN SIPLER TO SAY THAT YOUR NOT REALLY ATTRACTED TO BLACK WOMEN OR BETTER YET YOU NEVER DATED ONE . IDK I HAVE NOTHIN AGINST THE MAN JUST WISH HE WOULD THINK ABOUT HIS RESPONSES BEFORE THEY SPILL OUT HIS MOUTH .
WOULDNT IT HAVE JUST BEEN SIPLER TO SAY THAT YOUR NOT REALLY ATTRACTED TO BLACK WOMEN OR BETTER YET YOU NEVER DATED ONE . IDK I HAVE NOTHIN AGINST THE MAN JUST WISH HE WOULD THINK ABOUT HIS RESPONSES BEFORE THEY SPILL OUT HIS MOUTH .
really John really
SOOOO CHEACK THIS OUT
YES THIS WAS THE APOLOGY , NOW TELL ME HOW WE GOT THERE ..... ????
AN INTERVIEW WITH PLAYBOI REVEALS A LIL TOO MUCH
John Mayer just got more candid than ever, opening up about Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and his "white supremacist" private parts. Yes, white supremacist.
In an interview with Playboy, Mayer explained that he was practically addicted to ex-girlfriend Simpson. "That girl, for me, is a drug," he said. "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually, it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
Mayer was a little tamer in their discussion on his other highly publicized relationship with Jennifer Aniston, and cited something unusual as a reason for their breakup. "One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting," he said.
"The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter," he continued. "I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.'"
But even after their breakup, it's clear that Mayer still cares for Aniston. "We just have a regard for each other's feelings that is pretty intense," he said. "It's been a deep relationship, and it's no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?"
And although Mayer is known as a ladies man, he admits that when it comes to black women, he hasn't been so lucky. "I don't think I open myself to it. My d--k is sort of like a white supremacist... I'm going to start dating separately from my d--k."
NOW COME ON JOHN IM PRETTY SURE THAT COMPARING YOUR DICK TO A WHITE SUPREMACIST IS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE YOU OBVIOUSLY BAD LUCK IF ANY WITH BLACK WOMEN . THE DUCH THAT ASK YOU THIS QUESTION SHOULD HAVE RECONSIDERED AND YOU HAVE SOME SEROUS DAMAGE CONTROL TO CONJURE UP FOR THAT JACK ASS RESPONSE. not clever john not clever. and too make matter worst THIS DUCHE BAG KEP GOING ... READ THIS
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are "Your Body Is a Wonderland" and "Daughters." If you think those songs are pandering, then you'll think I'm a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very...I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That's why black people love me.
PLAYBOY: Because you're very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, "What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?" And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n-gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, "I can't really have a hood pass. I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'"
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It's making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that's seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you'll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude's.
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.
PLAYBOY: Let's put some names out there. Let's get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's superhot, and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, "Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever." And you'd be like, "What? We weren't talking about that." That's what "Heartbreak Warfare" is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic
ONCE AGAIN I WILL STTE THE PERSON CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW IS A DUMB ASS AND JOHN MAYER JUST TOOK IT A LIL TOO FAR . HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK UNDER ANY CERCUMSTANCES THAT THESE COMMENTS YOU WERE MAKING WERE OKAY TO PLASTER IN A MAGAZINE . IM SORRY BUTT THIS SOUND LIKE A CONVO YOU HAVE WITH A COUPLE OF "YOUR FRIENDS" OVER A COUPLE OF BEERS . i m not SAYIN I HATE THE GUY BUT AFTER THIS INTERVIEW IT IS KINDA MAKEIN ME THINK TWICE ABOUT THIS MAN LOL . JUST WHEN IS IT A GOOD TIME TO SHUT THE HELL UP AND ASK FOR THE NEXT QUESTION????
THE RAP UP
YES THIS WAS THE APOLOGY , NOW TELL ME HOW WE GOT THERE ..... ????
AN INTERVIEW WITH PLAYBOI REVEALS A LIL TOO MUCH
John Mayer just got more candid than ever, opening up about Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and his "white supremacist" private parts. Yes, white supremacist.
In an interview with Playboy, Mayer explained that he was practically addicted to ex-girlfriend Simpson. "That girl, for me, is a drug," he said. "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually, it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
Mayer was a little tamer in their discussion on his other highly publicized relationship with Jennifer Aniston, and cited something unusual as a reason for their breakup. "One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting," he said.
"The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter," he continued. "I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.'"
But even after their breakup, it's clear that Mayer still cares for Aniston. "We just have a regard for each other's feelings that is pretty intense," he said. "It's been a deep relationship, and it's no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?"
And although Mayer is known as a ladies man, he admits that when it comes to black women, he hasn't been so lucky. "I don't think I open myself to it. My d--k is sort of like a white supremacist... I'm going to start dating separately from my d--k."
NOW COME ON JOHN IM PRETTY SURE THAT COMPARING YOUR DICK TO A WHITE SUPREMACIST IS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE YOU OBVIOUSLY BAD LUCK IF ANY WITH BLACK WOMEN . THE DUCH THAT ASK YOU THIS QUESTION SHOULD HAVE RECONSIDERED AND YOU HAVE SOME SEROUS DAMAGE CONTROL TO CONJURE UP FOR THAT JACK ASS RESPONSE. not clever john not clever. and too make matter worst THIS DUCHE BAG KEP GOING ... READ THIS
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are "Your Body Is a Wonderland" and "Daughters." If you think those songs are pandering, then you'll think I'm a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very...I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That's why black people love me.
PLAYBOY: Because you're very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, "What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?" And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n-gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, "I can't really have a hood pass. I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'"
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It's making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that's seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you'll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude's.
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.
PLAYBOY: Let's put some names out there. Let's get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's superhot, and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, "Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever." And you'd be like, "What? We weren't talking about that." That's what "Heartbreak Warfare" is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic
ONCE AGAIN I WILL STTE THE PERSON CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW IS A DUMB ASS AND JOHN MAYER JUST TOOK IT A LIL TOO FAR . HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK UNDER ANY CERCUMSTANCES THAT THESE COMMENTS YOU WERE MAKING WERE OKAY TO PLASTER IN A MAGAZINE . IM SORRY BUTT THIS SOUND LIKE A CONVO YOU HAVE WITH A COUPLE OF "YOUR FRIENDS" OVER A COUPLE OF BEERS . i m not SAYIN I HATE THE GUY BUT AFTER THIS INTERVIEW IT IS KINDA MAKEIN ME THINK TWICE ABOUT THIS MAN LOL . JUST WHEN IS IT A GOOD TIME TO SHUT THE HELL UP AND ASK FOR THE NEXT QUESTION????
THE RAP UP
lock day one
(were i aspire to BEEEE)so Yesterday i went through with it guys . i got my hair twisted and it looks cute to me . i can actually rock the twist with out being ashamed ,FEELIN BALD HEADED or have those nasty gel crunchies everywhere , (ILL POST SOME PICTURES WHEN I GET TIME) BUT ANY who i have to go back at least once or twice a month until my hair locks . im kind of excited to tell you the truth but yea so we will see how long i can last this time . im so glad i finally found someone who know what they are doin.! If any of you other natural beauties are looking fr someone to help you style and maintain ur doe just hit up ms RENITHA and SENSATIONAL U SALON UP IN WOODBRIDGE . i freakin love her (571)-205-0624
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